Every year we set ourselves up for failure with outrageous Resolutions we can never hope to keep, that's why I've came up with a list of stuff we can all do!

Rather than trying to stick to a goal I could never accomplish I came up with things I know I can do, which you're welcome to try too!

  1. Watch more TV, I've been missing some good stuff.
  2. Procrastinate more, starting tomorrow.
  3. Spend vacations in Cyberspace, saves gas.
  4. Eat out more, saves water at home.
  5. Don't believe politicians
  6. Avoid anything that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
  7. Don't swim with anything carnivorous
  8. Don't drop phone in toilet
  9. Never laugh at my significant others choices. I'm one of them.
  10. Never take life so seriously that I can’t enjoy it.

In all seriousness my New Years Resolution is to stop making mountains out of mole hills and not to over dramatize things I can't do anything about. What's your New Years Resolution?

Here's some tips to help you keep them:

  1. Vague goals are very difficult to achieve quantify them by making them specific:
  2. Set benchmarks. If there is no start date, end date, or end goal (benchmark) for your resolution, then it can be very hard to get started and very hard to complete.
  3. Keep it simple. Despite the temptation to use New Year's as a motivation to get a lot done, it is better and more efficient to focus on just one big goal, and not to become distracted by other dreams.
  4. Track or log your progress, otherwise you can easily lose motivation, or easily forget your quantifiable goal.
  5. Share. You can increase your accountability, motivation, and potential to stick to it if you share your workout goals and progress.
  6. Don't get discouraged even when the going gets tough and you don't get as much accomplished as you think you should, just keep on plugging away. The results will speak for themselves.

Here's some weird resolutions from suite 101.com

  • Colin Beaven is the "No Impact Man" in New York City and he plans on going barefoot for the majority of the year and to live with zero impact on the earth.
  • Alisa Smith and J.B. McKinnon from Vancouver sourced food from a 100 mile radius only, forgoing delicacies like wheat and necessities like chocolate.
  • In Vanity Fair, Jamie Johnson wrote about the weird resolutions of the rich like buying sports teams and building baronic estates. One even resolved to bing a personal waiter to restaurants to ensure quick service.
  • and finally Fashion blogger Gala Darling's resolution: to become proficient at a party trick, to learn “weird stomach contortion or belching the alphabet.”

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