Phoenix Jones

My hero, Rain City superhero Phoenix Jones, protector by night, devoted husband and father by day, is sharpening his crime fighting powers with a task very close to his own heart; serving restraining orders to offenders of domestic violence.

Phoenix Jones, crusader, protector, crime-fighter extraordinaire, recently served the citizens of his fair city by participating in the return of the missing Elvis statue from Mama's Mexican Restaurant. While peace reigned momentarily over the city, a new evil has arisen. Beware, Phoenix Jones, a new nemesis threatens the citizens and the tranquility of your beloved city.

In our last report, an absolutely absurd and unrecognizable statue of Elvis was stolen from Mama's Mexican Restaurant in the Belltown area of Seattle. Rain City superhero extraordinaire Phoenix Jones was on the case. As of last night, Phoenix Jones is proud to report the statue has been recovered.

Okay, it goes without saying, that this has to be the worst Elvis statue ever made. However, the other person in the picture kicks ass. He is Rain City superhero Phoenix Jones, and he is on the case, searching for the culprits responsible for walking away with a crappy Elvis statue.