The St. Louis Cardinals are on the cusp of returning to the World Series.

This fan video supporting the Redbirds is so awful that we need the team out of the playoffs for the sake of the our ears. It's that painful.

You'll feel that way even before the rapping. Yes, there's rapping.

Go ahead and watch -- if you dare.

This video just reinforces one thing: when it comes to songs pumping up a team, everybody has a long way to go before reaching the grandeur that is 'The Super Bowl Shuffle,' which you can watch below.

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