I can only imagine what this APB sounded like: "Be on the lookout for an Overweight, Bald, Aroused man with REALLY white teeth!"

According to the AP a man suspected of stealing almost $10,000 in teeth-whitening strips, weight-loss pills, condoms, Rogaine and other products from Walgreen stores here in Colorado has been arrested in Idaho.

Jefferson County officials say 27-year-old Curtis Williams also is suspected in similar thefts in Utah, Minnesota, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Nebraska and Puerto Rico!

A seven state thieving spree! That has got to be a record . . .

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