HELP! Stactic Cling Has Me At Wits End

Am I the only one suffering from static electricity this winter?!

It's horrible, it effects:

1. Kissing: Good morning hubby-ZAP!
2. My clothes: I was walking around with my butt showing the other day because my skirt had clinged so far up! Thankfully I was wearing leggings!
3. My hair: Looks like I've stuck my finger in a light socket!
4. Meet a new person & shake hand-ZAP!

Which of course drives me crazy!

I can't be the only one with this issue so I looked up some tips, experts recommend the following:

• Of course dryer sheets will remove most of your static cling from your clothes, but none have been working for me, and it's not like I can run one through my hair, right?!
• Run a Humidifier in your home
• Wear a thimble on your finger through out the day- I tried this over the weekend and it seemed to work well, but now I have to deal with everyone asking me what I'm sewing!
• Use lots of lotion
• Place anti static rugs and wear rubber soled shoes
• Wear cotton clothing
• and if you've acquired a lot of static you can touch metal to metal to discharge it, or just kiss your significant other!