Building Downtown Grand Junction Commandeered by Pirates [HUMOR]
A sight normally seen on the high seas was captured downtown Grand Junction.
Over the last couple weeks, this pirate flag waved on the mast of this downtown Grand Junction building. Has 750 Main Street been converted into the Cor-pirate Headquarters?
There weren't any signs of pirate activity. No pirate ships, treasure chests or booty.
What could possibly be at this Cor-pirate Headquarters?
Here are a few ideas:
- The pirates' secretarrg-y.
- Rum and rum invoices.
- Treasure map repository.
This could be a pirate hospital. You know, the place to get eye patches, peg legs, and scurvy treatments.
Since sharing this strange story with you, the pirates seemed to have vacated the premise.
We'll leave the obvious joke to y'alls' imagination.