Best Phyllis Diller One-Liners

The Actor-Comedian Phyllis Diller, who got the American Comedy Award for Lifetime Achievement in 1992, passed away earlier this week at the old age of 92. She inspiresd comedians from all over the world with her charm and her very dry and straight forward comedy.

Here are some of the best one-liners from Phyllis just to take you back to how great she really was:

1. "They say housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"
2. "I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo."
3. "When I told Fang I was going to have my face lifted, he said, `Who'd steal it?'
4. "I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?' "
5. "You know you're old when your walker has an airbag."
6. "I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody."
7. "I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions."

Which one is your favorite? Comment below.