10 Real Street Names We Need to Add in Grand Junction

As Grand Junction grows and grows and more streets are added, there are some fun street names we need to consider adding. These are all street names already in use in other towns across the U.S.A., and will hopefully, one day, come into use here in Grand Junction.

How would you like to live on "Four Wheel Drive"? People in Gunnison, Colorado, live on a street with that name.

Perhaps the road at West Rood just off of 1st Street could follow suit with another city, and change its name to "One Hoe Lane."

Those living next to the dog park at 24 and G Road might consider renaming their street "Kickapoo Drive."

Here are ten more real street names we need to implement in Grand Junction as soon as possible.

• Stoner Drive
• Bongalong Street
• Morningwood Drive
• Psycho Path
• Divorce Court
• Elvis Alive Drive
• Toe Jam Hill Road
• Shades of Death Road
• Weiner Cutoff Road
• Health Nut Lane

Okay, so the stoner puns are obvious. The regional quips are excusable, i.e. "Health Nut Lane." What about those that convey something about the region in only a couple of words, such as "Grand Valley Lane" or "University Drive"? What would you name a street in Grand Junction?