If you've ever pondered what to get the person that has everything, here's the answer! We can bet their "everything" doesn't include the longest and oldest poop in the world!

How Old?

  • Up to 33 million years

How long?

  • 40 inches (or three and a half feet!) one of the longest in history!

How to purchase?

  • It's going to be auctioned off on Saturday, July 26.

What's the Cost?

  • They think it's going to sell for $8,000 to $10,000

Before you judge, keep in mind this isn't just any poo! It's ancient, fossilized, and the crazy thing is, no one's quite sure what it's from!

If you're ready to bid, it'll be up for auction in Beverly Hills!

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