Woman Steels Ferry Claims ‘I’m Jack Sparrow!’

Did you hear about the woman who stole a ferry while screaming "I'm Jack Sparrow!"?

It's true, the British woman was drunk (of course) and had been for two days on the hallucinogen nightshade!

I was actually surprised you could even by this stuff, since according to the Bing dictionary it's a wild poisonous plant, but apparently it's a drink called Lambrini which claims it's made from all natural ingredients.

While she was intoxicated she go the bright idea to steel the Dart Princess ferry, but before she made off with the boat she called an ambulance because she thought she was having a seizure. However when police arrived, she decided to cast off, shouting "I'm Jack Sparrow!"

They actually had to chase the ferry for more than an hour before they were able to take her into custody she's now been sentenced to 112 days in prison.