They get a massage. Storm Troopers need a little relaxation and the occasion human touch from time to time, too, ya' know.

As a matter of fact, Storm Troopers know some of the best places to go for a deep, therapeutic massage.

The nice about being a massage therapist who treats Storm Troopers is.... once you've done one, you've done them all. Storm Troopers are all clones. There's no need to learn each individual's body type.

This holiday season, think about that Storm Trooper on your shopping list. The last thing a Storm Trooper needs is another tie or more underwear. We're not entirely sure what's going on under that armor, but there's little doubt the Empire provides them with all the underwear they'll ever need. Give them the gift they really want, a relaxing massage.