Waylon Receives Whopping Check for 10 Cents – How Should He Spend It? [POLL]

Remember a few months back when I received a check from my 401K for .43 cents? Well, with me being the luckiest guy in the world, the universe dropped another whopper right in my lap, in this case a check for .10 cents. Where shall I spend it?

You probably thought I was joking. No, afraid not. This is an actual check from my insurance company for ten cents. What's even more surprising is I haven't a clue what it is for. Perhaps a nail rusted somewhere in my bathroom wall and this is payment on the claim. So, since I don't feel like ripping the wall out to fix it, perhaps it would be better to just blow the money on something nice.

I could get this action figure, even though I don't have the slightest clue who it is. The high bid right now on Ebay is one cent.

Perhaps I should invest in this Playboy card featuring a model I've never heard of before in my life. An absolute steal at just one cent.

Here's an incredible deal on a ridiculous looking shirt. Just one penny.... a bargain at ten times the price!

If only I had .89 more cents! I could get this fine Star Trek collectible.

This batch of 100 guitar picks is selling for one cent. With my ten cents, I can purchase ten bundles of 100. Wow! A total of 1,000 guitar picks. What a steal. This is such a great value, it becomes completely redundant that I don't play the guitar.