Nincompoop Steals Steak and Wine to “Impress Lady”

Whoever said Courtship is dead didn't hear about this Nincompoop. James Flenniken, 48, was stopped by loss prevention officers at a Walmart for allegedly stealing $80 worth of steaks and wine.

How it is even possible to stuff your pockets with $80 in steak and wine is beyond me. When the local sherrifs showed up to arrest Flenniken, he stated without hesitation "I was trying to impress a lady." Like that was really going to get him off the hook or something.

Here is a little tip for you guys that are trying to impress a girl, it doesn't work if you steal the items, unless she likes bad boys. Then she can bail you out when you get arrested. James Flenniken gets our Nincompoop in the News.