During my recent visit to the Dinosaur Museum in Fruita, I discovered a brand new species of prehistoric creature.

I call it the 'Selfie-A-Saurus.'

This newly found 'Selfie-A-Saurus' is a mysterious, mythical creature.  Fortunately, through some extensive research we have been able to determine a few facts about him:

  • functions mainly very early in the morning
  • that his diet consists primarily of burritos, salsa and tortilla chips.
  • can run long distances
  • seems to be a very vocal beast

That's funny.

Not a bad way to spend an hour or so. It is still quite awe inspiring to know and imagine that these majestic, yet frightening beasts, roamed this very area.

I will warn you about one thing. One of the animated dinosaurs spits 'venom' at you if you push the button.


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