Human Sardine Shows Zero Emotion While Being Squished Into Subway
And you though your commute was a pain.
Enjoy this clip of a man in Tokyo who remains a cocktail of glum, matter-of-factly and resigned to his fate while officials try everything short of buttering the doors in order to squeeze him into a subway.
Not only does he fail to show any semblance of an expression, but he also makes no effort to help. Come on, buddy -- turn to your side, lift your bag over you head, suck in your gut. Do something to make it look like you're trying.
It looks like this guy is heading to work. We have to wonder if he gave the old line about being a team player in his interview because this video proves he is anything but.
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