Nobody said crime is pretty. Check out some recent mug shots. It's alright to laugh, we did. But first we had to go through the pictures and make sure nobody in our family was listed!

Now we know that you are innocent until proven guilty, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy these less than stellar moments with some of America's unlucky citizens.

We will warn you that some of these are so bizarre, they will either leave you chuckling or crying. Or perhaps both. For example #17, 21 and 24 for starters. At least they now have their Christmas cards done.

We are not here to judge, (lest ye be judged, right?) but choices you make always have consequences. We all have regrets, like actually wearing parachute pants in the '80s, and yes, that incident where I was actually arrested and handcuffed.  Hoping my mug shot turned out better than these!

So, get ready to witness some fashion, makeup and tattoo choices (and possible regrets).

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