Nasty 1-star Google Reviews of Colorado’s Adult Video Stores

Have you ever had a negative experience at one of Colorado's adult video stores? Here's a look at hilariously nasty 1-star Google reviews of Colorado's adult video stores.

While most stores in Colorado try their best to offer great values and service with a smile, it seems some fall short from time to time. If you perform a Google search for "Colorado Adult Video Store" you'll find most enjoy overwhelmingly positive reviews, mostly in the 4 - 5 star range. What about the negative remarks?

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Digging Up 1-Star Google Reviews Around Colorado

This is rapidly turning into a hobby. Until recently, I've had fun digging up 1-star Google reviews of "natural" features in Colorado such as Pikes Peak, the Colorado River, the South Platte River, Garden of the Gods, and the Great Sand Dunes National Park and Preserve. Along the way I've highlighted a few manmade Colorado features such as Interstate 70 or the Eisenhower Tunnel.

Most of the negative reviews are hilarious, even ridiculous. Many are simply posted by people for the sake of being silly. Their complaints are often bogus, the efforts of someone with far too much time on their hands. Someone might complain that Pikes Peak is "too dirty" or "doesn't provide enough oxygen." When leaving a 1-star review for the Colorado River, they might say "the water is too cold" or "the water is flowing in the wrong direction."

Example of a Bogus 1-Star Review for Colorado Adult Video Stores

Here's a funny one. This is an actual review for a store located on Colorado's front range:

I tried to enter the store with my service animal and was promptly told I'd have to leave my 7-year-old Boa Constrictor in the car for me to re-enter the store. My animal is extremely picky about the type of inflatable doll I buy for him to practice defense tactics with and knowing my luck I bought the wrong one which means he will use me and my family for practice

Why Google Reviews For Colorado Adult Video Stores?

Not long ago I ventured into posting 1-star Google Reviews for Colorado's clothing-optional hot springs. This post exploded, resulting in hundreds of thousands of views.

Following the popularity of that post, it seemed something equally "taboo" might make for a follow-up.

Legit 1-Star Negative Reviews

It looks as though the number one complaint resulting in poor reviews involves customer service, specifically rude clerks. Interestingly, this mirrors the low reviews given to Colorado's clothing-optional hot springs. Something about naked bodies makes clerks cranky.

The second most common complaints revolve around business hours and closures. Complaints mention the stores weren't open during their posted hours or experienced extended closures during the shift change.

Most Colorado Stores Have Strong Reviews

Believe it or not, the adult industry has loyal customers just like any other business. Most reviews have positive things to say, often complimenting good service, friendly staff, and excellent values.

Positive Google reviews include statements such as "This is how an adult shop should be run, " "So thankful for this team and their knowledge," or even "Every time I go into this location everyone is always so nice and definitely helpful."

One To Watch For

Check out the gallery below, and you'll find a number of funny reviews. One that deserves a good laugh would be a negative review left by someone who turned out to be a disgruntled ex-employee. You'll see it fourth in the gallery.