
Best Things About Being A Zombie
Walking Dead is one of my favorite shows, now that it's back on I'm having nightmares on a regular basis again, but I can't help myself. Here's a list I found touting why it's good to be a zombie . . .
--There is no better way to wipe that grin off the attendant face charging you an arm and a leg for gas than actually handing him your arm and your leg.
--Your glaring lack of mobility makes you a perfect candidate for the Lakers.
--Think of all the money you save on moisturizer.
--A vacant-eyed, sexless existence is a great way to find out if you're ready for married life.
--You have an excuse for mindlessly shambling through the mall.
--You can sign autographs as Nick Nolte and nobody knows the difference.
--Under Obamacare, death is a pre-existing condition.
--People taste just like chicken.
--You get to eat all day, every day, and LOSE weight.
--It's not a hot tub party . . . it's SOUP!
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