Words we will never speak. It's a list of things Colorado people will never say. Ever.

There will be more, but let's start with these 10.

From one of my favorite websites, just another reason why Colorado is different and unique. Oh, and awesome as well.

Now, I never been to Boulder or Pueblo and I do not drive a Subaru, but I can get on board with most of these.

  • Boulder is getting a bit too conservative for my tastes.
  • There’s just no good coffee around here.
  •  It’s awesome when people water their lawn while it’s raining…there’s plenty to go around.
  • I just bought my dream home in Pueblo!
  • This lift ticket at Vail is quite reasonably priced.
  • All of this sunshine is making me depressed.
  • I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with this Elway dude?
  • Man, have I been craving some Casa Bonita.
  • I forgot where we parked…just look for the only Subaru in the lot.
  • Sorry, no dogs on the patio.

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