Brace yourself and get ready to be mesmerized as Captain Kirk simultaneously overacts and inspires with his reading of an alien race's version of the United States Constitution.

What's even more amazing is William Shatner can deliver a reading of an alien version of the Constitution, and he's not even American, he's Canadian! Captain Kirk, however, is from Iowa, so I guess that might explain his authenticity.

Captain Kirk delivers his reading with such conviction and power, even the alien wearing a thick mink coat in 100 degree heat gets it. That's conviction!

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