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Grand Junction Hiring for 'Parks Patrol' Right Now
Earlier today I saw several Parks Patrol officers cruising around Grand Junction's City Hall. Suddenly, I remembered the city recruits new employees every summer. After a quick check, it turns out the City of Grand Junction is hiring for the Parks Patrol right now...
No Free Slurpee for You Grand Junction
Foul! People are beating the summer heat today while enjoying free Slurpees at 7-Eleven stores. There's just one problem. We don't have one in Grand Junction. What is one to do?
Grand Junction Musician Suffers Heart Attack - Tribute Coming
Legendary pianist Walt Smith, a Colorado native and long-time resident of Western Colorado, suffered a heart attach last Thursday, August 5. Only days before the heart attack, it was announced numerous musicians from around the valley were organizing a tribute concert in honor of Smith's 91st b…
Man Climbs Ten Colorado 14ers in One Day
Here's to you, Josh Sanders. He just set the world record by climbing ten Colorado 14ers in one day. Not only is it a world record, it seems to be something of a miracle.
Authorities Ask You to Keep an Eye Out for Missing 7-Year-Old Colorado Girl
You are asked to keep an eye out for a missing 7-year-old girl from Colorado who may be in danger.
The Wheat Ridge Police Department issued an alert early this afternoon (July 3, 2018) for 7-year-old Zion Dominguez. She is described as:

roughly 4 feet tall
dark brown hair
brown eyes
last seen wea…
Paonia Celebrates in Style for Famous Resident's 100th Birthday
Happy 100th birthday, Felix Belmont! Paonia, Colorado, came out in style last Saturday to celebrate their most famous residents milestone birthday. If you are in Paonia this time next year, you can celebrate the official town holiday of Felix Belmont Day.