Hey, guys, we don't want you to worry or anything, but we think you should know that Little Caesars is trying to murder us. But at least they plan on taking us down with a full belly and a smile on our faces.
Look, we get it that the pizza wars is rough. Domino's, Papa John's, Pizza Hut -- they're all scrambling to outdo one another in the war for profiting off our insatiable love of pizza.