Feces

Well, there's no doubt about it: you can find ANYTHING on the Internet. Some enterprising (not to mention mean-spirited) go-getters have launched a new service in which people can mail excrement to someone they hate.

When it comes to putting things in our mouth, we don't get grossed out by a lot of stuff. Unless our ladies are a little funky downtown, then that's straight up gross. But other than that, we'll kick back with an ice cold bull testicle beer or down a cup of cat poop coffee with no problem.