Today marks the day we celebrate the contributions of those with, shall we say, the gift of verse. Today, August 21, is "National Poet's Day." How do you plan to celebrate?

Speaking as someone who received an "F-minus," or whatever the lowest possible grade one can possibly receive, in my college "Intro to Poetry" course, I have nothing but respect for those with a gift for poetry. Here are some people who don't have the gift.

Here's some really nasty poetry, courtesy of Star Trek. That Spock really knows how to call them.

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