Funny Status Updates-VIDEO

I get more comments about the funny status updates on my Facebook page than anything else I do, so here's you're daily dose via VIDEO!

And a few more to satisfy your craving...

• Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: "Last warning, you have a week to get the money together."
• One time I snoozed and I won.
• You may be the most beautiful person in the world, but what would a blind man think?
• Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I’m describing him.
• The best thing about telepathy is.. I know, right!

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