We're staying calm. We really are. But what if despite all signs to the contrary, the world ends on Friday, December 21? Here's a guide to handling that particular little dilemma.
For starters, stop doing this:
Now that you've calmed down...
You can finally wear whatever outfit you want...
And take a leisurely drive past your ex's house...
It no longer matters that your pants don't fit...
Or that you got a bad haircut...
Because this will never happen again...
You can finally feed your cat spaghetti...
Or put your dog on a jet ski...
And spend all your money...
See, that's not so bad, is it?
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