What Things From Grand Junction Could We Sell

To make some extra money, what could we sell from the Grand Junction area that most of the rest of the United States doesn't have?

Last fall, this website was trying to get people to by authentic Autumn leaves from New England via the internet. Guess what? It worked! People from all over paid top dollar for leaves!

So, it got me thinking. To make a few extra bucks on the side, what could we Coloradans sell to outsiders that is Grand Junction?

Palisade Valley Wine (just the empty bottles, that stuff is WAY too good to share)

Jars of Dirt (well, not actually REAL Grand Junction dirt, let's drive to Utah and grab some of theirs. Out of state people will never know the difference.)

Used Bike Shorts (Personal call, here. But, there is probably a market for these somewhere.)

Devil's/Goat's Head Thorns (These, we can actually ship the HECK out of here. Damn cursed things.)

Official Country Jam Vomit (Should be enough, if collected right away)

What others can you think of?