What Do a Guitar Player and a Sperm Have in Common?

What do a guitar player and a sperm have in common? They both have a one-in three-million chance of becoming a human being. Ba-Dah-Boom! Want some more? Here you go.

Why don't bass players play hide and seek? Because... nobody would ever look for them.

How do you get ten drummers into a phone booth? Throw in a food stamp.

How do you get ten drummers out of a phone booth? Throw in a bar of soap.

What's the difference between God and a lead singer? God has sense enough to know he's not a lead singer.

Why is it a good thing drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses? So they don't embarrass themselves at parades.

How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb? He stands there and holds it while the world revolves around him.

What do you say to a guitarist in a suit? "Will the Defendant please rise."

Did you hear about the guitarist who played in tune? Neither did I.

How can you tell when it's a bass player knocking at your door? He's yelling "Dominoes!"

How do you get a guitarist to turn down? Put sheet music in front of him.