United States Falls ‘Short’ on Penis Map

Maybe you haven't seen the latest study done by a professor at Ulster University and you're wondering where the USA falls on the world's penis chart? Well wonder no longer . . .

I wont vouch for the validity of this study. The man claims he got his "facts" from the Internet, which surprises me I thought scientists used rulers and high tech equipment to take measurements for stuff like this, I imagine there were tons of men around the world vying to be researched . . .

You don't quite need to get out your magnifying glasses but according to the results the average penis size of an American man is 5.1 inches, landing them the 25th percentile, behind the U.K. with 5.5 inches, Spain with 5.5, and Canada at 5.5, as well.

Here's part of the list, just for reference:

• Republic of Congo, 7.1
• Ecuador, 7
• Ghana, 6.8
• Colombia, 6.7
• Iceland, 6.5
• Italy, 6.2
• South Africa, 6
• Sweden, 5.9
• Greece, 5.8
• Germany, 5.7
• New Zealand, 5.5
• UK, 5.5
• Canada, 5.5
• Spain, 5.5
• France, 5.3
• Australia, 5.2
• Russia, 5.2
• USA, 5.1
• Ireland, 5
• Romania, 5
• China, 4.3
• India, 4
• Thailand, 4
• South Korea, 3.8
• North Korea, 3.8