Turn Your Poop Into Gold

Well at least sparkly like gold!

Seriously I just found a website called Citizen Online Store that sells a pill that will make your feces glitter like gold!

The website says, "Analogous to our culture’s obsession with luxury and consumption, these 24K gold leaf capsules turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth. Consume and digest."

According to the AP "The project was commissioned by San Francisco's Museum of Modern Art to create desirable goods for rich kids who have everything"

The price is $425 per pill but they are currently SOLD OUT!

Forget that! For $19.95 I'll sell you a box of Dalton's crayons and you can have a variety of colors in your stool, plus they've already been "sampled" so you know they're good!