Put simply, real life superhero Phoenix Jones has some reservation about the wisdom, or lack thereof, displayed by movie superhero 'Kick-Ass.' While the film is getting harsh reviews, Phoenix Jones is more critical of the hero's lack of super-fashion sense. According to Phoenix Jones, "IF YOU GET STABBED AND DON'T GET BODY ARMOR YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART."

For the record, Phoenix Jones always speaks and types in all-caps. Of course, Jones is referring to 'Kick-Ass'' decision to continue fighting crime wearing a ski outfit and "dish pan hand" preventing rubber gloves instead of sporting bullet and knife resistant armor.

Check out this list compiling examples of things Kick-Ass did correctly and those things Kick-Ass did incorrectly.