Parents Say The Funniest Things

If you're a parent you could probably write your own book.

Check out what this father of five has put together.

An Iowa graphic designer, producer AND father of five, Nathan Ripperger has written a best seller!

'Things I've Said To My Children' just hit bookshelves September 15th and is also available here on Amazon.com.

It chronicles the bizarre things that Nathan has uttered to his children over the years. With over 80 illustrations and subjects ranging from food to pets to poop, he explores the absurdity of raising children.

'We do not warm up grilled cheese in the VCR'

YouTube clips are just for fun, not related to the book.

'Did you put syrup on the dog?'

Those are just two examples of what Nathan has included in this hilarious collection.

Any parent could probably write their own book of crazy, nonsensical sayings they have spoken to their children. But, let's create one big book using some of your phrases. Please share your best examples of 'parent speak.'