Naked Nincompoop Explains to News Crew He Was, ‘Playing Cowboys & Indians by Himself’

A man was interviewed after his arrest and he blames his antics on being "the naked Indian and ponchoed cowboy at the same time . . ."

According to NCBC-2 police in Florida arrested a 46-year-old man after they found him walking around in nothing but a poncho!

He says he was playing with himself . . . I mean by HIMSELF:

He also says he should NOT be charged with indecent exposure because his JUNK is too small for anyone to actually see: