Have you ever been so mad that you just want to poop? Me either. The Colorado Springs Police Department is on the search for "the mad pooper," who's been going number two in a neighbor's yard for almost two months.

This jogger in Colorado Springs must despise conventional toilets. She has been defecating in front of a family's house for almost two months now. The jogger has been deemed "The Mad Pooper."

The Mad Pooper isn't shy. Cathy Budde, whose house she's been going number two in front of, said her children have caught her in the act. Picture this, The Mad Pooper, mid squat, children come across her, pants down, mid-squat and no shame in her game. After her children informed Budde that "there's a lady taking a poop!" she, of course, went outside. Budde asked The Mad Pooper "are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?!" and she replied:

Yeah, sorry!

This was the first time The Mad Pooper was caught, but she's not a quitter. Budde even puts a sign on the wall, but it didn't help. Budde estimates that The Mad Pooper does what she does best, at least once a week.

Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said, "it's abnormal, it's not something I've seen in my career." It's very puzzling why The Mad Pooper would choose someone's yard versus a toilet -- which is less than a block away. She is obviously doing it on purpose and I wonder what her purpose is.

The Mad Pooper could be facing some charges for her numerous number twos, such as public defecation and indecent exposure. If you have any information, contact the Falcon division of the Colorado Springs Police Department at 719-444-7240.

Sources: KKTV and KDVR

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