You only think you've had a bad day. No matter how bad it's been, ask yourself this one question: Have you had a jellyfish attach itself to your face while someone urinates on you?

No, it's not that Eastern European porn you've been hearing about. This really happened to some poor guy.

There he was, minding his own business, thinking it was just an ordinary day at the beach. All of a sudden, the unthinkable happens:

He found himself with a jellyfish attached to his face. Fortunately, after a time, someone was able to remove the attacker. Then came the bad news.

Naturally, when one has a jellyfish removed from their face, the first thing one should do is take a huge pee all over the wound. Unfortunately, in this case, the man doesn't even have the dignity of getting to use his own pee. Before he can even think, some lady straddles him and lets it rip.

According to WebMD.com, the proper technique for treating a jellyfish sting is as follows:

  • Get the person out of the water
  • Stop the stinging
  • Decontaminate and remove tentacles
  • Treat discomfort
  • Follow up
It seems someone forgot to put "pee on face" on WebMD's list.

Next time you have a crummy day, or what you perceive to be a crummy day, remember this poor dude.

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