Craziest Excuses For Missing Work

We've all had to come up with a reason we can't make it, or why we're late but these by far take the cake!

CareerBuilder surveyed managers about the strange excuses they've heard from employees here's just a few:

• Accidentally left the apartment with his roommate's girlfriend's shoes on and had to back to change.
• Angry wife had frozen his truck keys in a glass of water in the freezer.
• Got late start because she was putting a raincoat on her cement duck in her front yard because rain was expected.
• Car wouldn't start because the Breathalyzer showed he was intoxicated.
• Attempted to cut his own hair before work and the clippers stopped working, so he had to wait for the barbershop to open to fix his hair.
• Bear attacked his car (had photographic evidence).
• Drove to her previous employer by mistake.
• Delivered a stranger's baby on the side of the highway.

What's the best excuse you've ever used?