Obviously, no one goes out looking to get into a tussle. They just happen. If you were looking for a bit of trouble -- which we highly suggest you don't -- where would you go in Grand Junction? Here's where we think you have the best chances.

Let's preface this with a small disclaimer: this is all meant in jest, none of these locations are bad, and should not deter you from visiting said locations.

**A previous version of this included Quincy Bar, we received a call from the owner insisting no face punching happens at their bar, so it has been removed. We’re looking for a location to fill its place, do you have a suggestion?

Just think about it. If you add a bunch of alcohol and different personalities, trouble can brew. Add in some angry parents, and politicians and now you have a full on MMA fight.

By the way, the opinions expressed within are only those of the author, and do not necessarily reflect those of this station, its sponsors, or Townsquare Media.

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