The Midnight Writer is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines. He's written three humor books and often writes while under the influence. Under the influence of what, he will not say.
The Midnight Writer
Woman Rinses Off at Car Wash After Pooping Her Pants
We've been doing this blogging thing a long, long time. We go back to Blogspot pages and Geocities sites being under construction. That said, we know when it's best to write very little and just let the video do all the explaining. We'll dummy up the words and let this woman's butt tell the entire story...
1.21 Gigawhat? Delorean Taxis Hit New York
Roads? Where we're going we don't needs roads. We aren't going anywhere in these New York taxis that look like Deloreans from the Back to the Future movies.
Chainmaille Beer Stein Crafted For a King — But You’ll Have to Do
Finally, a beer stein fit for a king. In this case, you and your cheap beer choices will have to play the role of ruler.
Watch a 1969 Can-Am Mustang Go From Concept to Killer
The Real Thing is a short documentary about Bodie Stroud, a custom hot rod builder from Los Angeles, California and his 1969 Can-Am Mustang.
Air Jordan XI Step’n Out Jacket is a Wearable Air Ball
Are we all fine with Michael Jordan-themed clothing and sneakers long after the guy has retired? We're all fine with this idea? If we're not cool with it, we should probably say something now, so products like the Air Jordan XI Step'n Out jacket don't make it to the production line.
Calvin & Hobbes Search Engine is Perfect For Those Days “Even Your Lucky Rocket Ship Underpants Don’t Help”
Remember that one 'Calvin & Hobbes' strip when Calvin said something really funny in class but he was imagining himself in a war? Was it a war? Maybe he was in space. We just remember it had something to do with a book report.
Our New Favorite Xmas Song Comes From…DMX?
Can you see the smoke coming from our ears? It's because our minds are BLOWNNNNNNNNN.
Joey Crawford, NBA Referee, Must Be Stopped
The laundry list of problems with NBA referee Joey Crawford just got a little longer.
5 Places to Meet Women During Your Lunch Break
Talking to women is easy (for most of us) but actually figuring out where they all hang out can sometimes prove to be the difficult part. We’re not talking about nighttime or weekends, that's easy; where are the women during working hours? After all...
Japan Develops Shock-Absorbing Car Covered in Airbags
Remember that time you got super drunk, duct taped couch cushions to your body and smashed into things around the house like a human pinball? You don't? Well you were super drunk so that doesn't shock us.