Are You a Victim of ‘The Great Blueberry Deception’? [VIDEO]

Have you fallen victim to the most vicious covert attack ever unleashed on the American public? Has the modern world trespassed upon the sanctity of your home in the most deceptive fashion imaginable? Unbeknownst to you, has your family been subjected to "Crunchlets" in lieu of the necessities of life guaranteed by our own government? While we're at it, what precisely is a "Crunchlet?" You, my friend, have been a victim of "The Great Blueberry Deception."