18 Halloween Costumes for Those Who Hate Dressing Up

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If you're like me, you're not a fan of dressing up on Halloween. It's too much work. It takes too much thought. AND ... it's all for one night. Not worth it if you ask me.

So, I tried to find some easy-peasy costumes that would work in a pinch, and possibly make someone laugh -- with you, not at you, hopefully.

Here are my favorite simple to do Halloween costumes:

This is My Human Costume. I'm Really a Unicorn.

Whoa! I really thought you were a human. Great costume.

I'm a Traffic Cone

Throw on this shirt, and stand in the middle of the road. You're sure to fool some Grand Junction drivers. (Tip: don't do that, you WILL get run over.)

Be a Buckaroo

Throw on some jeans and your everyday boots. Presto, change-o, you're a cowboy.

I'm a Mermaid, Duh

Of course, you are! Didn't you know mermaids get legs when out of the water?!

I Am a Tomato

Throw on this shirt with a green hat, and no one will question how much you look like a tomato.

Pretend I'm a Caterpillar

Who knows?! Maybe you'll turn into a butterfly at the end of the night.

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My inner nerd loves this costume.

Banana

Don't take this shirt off and throw it on the floor, someone might slip and fall. Also, if you're lucky, someone will peel this off of you.

I Put a Lot of Effort Into This Seventies Costume and I Expect You to Appreciate It

So. Much. Effort. I should win first place in any costume contest in this.

Worst. Costume. Ever.

I beg to differ. This is the best costume ever.

Pretend I'm a Spider

Considering you're four legs too short, I'd still say this is a valiant effort.

Ghost Shirt

This is easier --and cheaper-- than cutting holes in a sheet.

This is My Pineapple Costume

This would be the perfect costume if your partner went as SpongeBob SquarePants.

Pretend I'm a Tree

Wear your camo pants and hat to complete this ensemble.

I'm a Cat, Duh

Me-yow!

Pirate Costume

Captain Jack Sparrow has nothing on you.

Skeleton Costume

I'm a buck twenty wet and wearing boots. This is my ultimate costume.

This is My Pickle Costume. Dill With It.

If you can't dill, that's your problem.