![Women Who Failed the Tarzan Audition](http://townsquare.media/site/507/files/2014/05/TARZAN-1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Women Who Failed the Tarzan Audition
If auditions were held for a new Tarzan movie could you pass the rope swing test? Well these women will need a bit more practice if they plan to do any swinging. I would say start out slow and work your way up to the big ropes.
The summer is almost here which to me means fishing, camping and a little fun at the lake. I don’t thing any trip to the lake is fun unless you hook up the rope swing. Just remember that too much beer and not enough experience is always a recipe for disaster.
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