Woman Solves Arson Case and It’s Creepy and Kind of Gross [VIDEO]

It's safe to say that "the butler did it" probably wouldn't go over as convincing in this case. Regardless, this woman is certain she knows who set fire to several homes in her neighborhood, and she's even aware of his motive.

Heather Tenney and her unnamed husband, who we're pretty sure is Joe Dirt, were awakened in the middle of the night to discover their home on fire.

As you heard in the video above, Heather is absolutely certain who started the fire. As a matter of fact, she responds to the reporter's question almost as if he was silly for asking it..

The reporter will forever regret the day he thought to ask the question "Do you know how this fire started?" Needless to say,  "Jimmy Hoffa did it" would have been a less shocking response.

Kudos to the reporter, Derrick Lewis, for a swift, and almost effective recovery. He deserves a cookie for keeping a straight face, not to mention bladder control, when this situation went bad.