What is This Mysterious Object and What Does One Do With It? [POLL]

This mysterious object appeared on the doorstep at the KEKB studios, and we don't have a clue what it is, what it's for, and what to do with it. As my grandmother would say, "Ah, the things people would rather have than money." Take our poll and you could earn more chances to win prizes.

One valid guess would be that the object is an athletic supporter for someone with one testicle drastically larger than the other, and who should probably see a doctor right away.

Could it be a cast made of the imprint of J-Lo's butt from Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood?

Is it an early prototype for Leonard Nimoy's prosthetic ear for the character of Mr. Spock?

Perhaps it is a combination bra which is a Jr. Miss AA training bra on one side, and a 48-Double-G on the other.

Britton is getting lazier by the minute, and probably isn't the least bit bashful about ordering one of those toilets you see in hospital rooms. You see, this way, he doesn't even have to leave the studio.

Look, we are very much aware it is a bowl for chips and salsa (or any one of a wide variety of dips.) That, however, is no fun. Vote in our survey, or do a write-in vote and help us unlock the mystery of "Green Worthless Crap that Showed Up."