There are a handful of things you are almost guaranteed to hear in a bro-country tune, trucks and moonlight not being the least of them. What are the most overused cliches you can think of when it comes to the phenomenon we call bro-country?

Can you think of even one bro-country tune that didn't include both a girl and a catfish?

This must be what the world has come to, guys getting in their truck, catching a catfish in the moonlight, while simultaneously drinking a beer and making out with a girl.

What happened to the good ole days of  "Jolene, don't you take my man," or "I fell into a burning ring of fire." Life used to be so simple.

Remember when we all thought Tom T. Hall had his hands full with three things, namely "old dogs, children, and watermelon wine"?

Nowadays, it seems with most country songs, everything happens on the weekend, at a tailgate party where there just happens to be a river with catfish, all over the course of what seems to be an "endless summer."

Oh, and don't forget, somewhere in the middle of it all, you have to bust in to a very descriptive hip-hop rap detailing what you and your lady are going to do in the "moonlight."

Vote for the most worn-out cliche. If you don't see your choice on the list, write it in, and we'll add it.

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