What if Waylon Produced the Super Bowl Halftime Show? [VIDEO]

The Super Bowl Halftime Show has been a lengthy series of hits and misses with both Football fanatics and music fans alike. What if we took it away from the big boys and let me have a shot at producing the halftime show? I don't know much about developing a spectacle such as this, and even less about Football, but even at that, I can do a better job than the Nipplegate disaster. Who would I bring in to perform for the show?

It seems to me Prince did a pretty good job a few years back. Paul McCartney's performance was incredible, but it possessed overtones suggesting it was to serve as something of an apology for the previous year's fiasco with Janet Jackson. Word on the street is the Black Eyed Peas sucked, but I was in Budapest during that Super Bowl, so I got off the hook.

If it were up to me, the halftime show would be a variety act. Why just one headliner? Why just one genre of music? Basically, there would be several musical acts from across a variety of genres, with each entertainer performing one tune.

Here's my halftime show, in order of appearance, with the very tunes I would expect them to play.

First up, Neil Diamond. Why? Neil Diamond kicks butt.

Up next, Willie Nelson.

Next, Eric Church... best live entertainer on the planet.

Next...  little kids playing guitars. Why? Cute sells.

Since the Superbowl is going to be entirely about Denver anyway, we'll conclude the show with Merle Haggard singing "I Guess He'd Rather Be In Colorado."