If it was so "wonderfall," then why did it go away? The all-you-can-eat -buffet at Golden Corral, the restaurant choice of geriatrics everywhere, used to boast of their "Chocolate Wonderfall." You remember this thing. It's the chocolate fountain at the dessert bar. There's no end to the number of things you can dip in it. Well, it's gone! Where did it go?

Did one too many kids finally stick their fingers in the fountain? What, people don't enjoy chocolate covered kiddie boogers? Did the consumer misuse its chocolate goodness? Check out this guy who used the Chocolate Wonderfall on chicken legs.

For a while, it was the cornerstone of the entire Golden Corral advertising campaign. And then suddenly... Poof! It was gone.

For the record, I personally never sampled the Chocolate Wonderfall. There are plenty of other dessert options which don't include fondue sticks and marshmallows. Regardless, other people really seemed to enjoy it.

Check out this kid. Nadiya enjoyed way too much of the Chocolate Wonderfall, and is proceeding to have a sugar induced spaz attack.

Sorry, but we can't blame this one on the government shutdown. The Wonderfall disappeared long before that.

What's up, Golden Corral? You can't just start something like the Chocolate Wonderfall, and then just take it away.

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