Did Waylon Really Kidnap Jo Dee Messina’s Son’s Monkey? [VIDEO]

Country superstar Jo Dee Messina has been feverishly posting on social media, hoping to find some information as to the whereabouts of her son's stuffed doll, "Monkey." As she's about to find out, I know precisely where Monkey is, and am not about to reveal that info until Jo Dee agrees to my terms.

One doesn't exactly get rich working in radio. With that in mind, I could use a few bucks. Jo Dee is never going to see Monkey again, not unless she coughs up the dough.

"Monkey's" whereabouts will be disclosed only after I've received exactly $9.95 in cash, preferably small bills, tonight at midnight at the designated location.

Yeah, Jo Dee's trying to play it cool, and strategically tried to distract me by discussing her new single.

So, what do you think? Can I carry out this crime spree like a true mastermind? My guess is.... no. I'm too big of a sap.

Okay, I don't have "Monkey." Never did. My heart goes out to Jo Dee Messina and her son. The poor little guy misses Monkey, and that has to be heartbreaking for mom. Help Jo Dee out by helping her to find a doll exactly like Monkey. Close won't do - it has to be exactly the same. Follow her ordeal on Facebook.