Transplants Are Now Available for Those Who Were Born ‘Eyebrow Impaired’

For those of us born "eyebrow impaired," modern medical science brings hope to our cause. No longer must we lurk in the shadows, unable to go to the beach like our peers. No longer will we have to grow our bangs long so as to draw attention away from our physical shortcomings. Eyebrow transplants are now a reality.

So who donates their eyebrows, you ask? The good news is, no animals are used. Even more good news, no one has to die to give up their eyebrows. You donate the hair yourself. Hair from your arms, legs, and even neck can be used. This is somewhat comforting since it is hard to imagine having eyebrows removed from a cadaver and surgically attached to your face.

Did anybody else get the heebie jeebies watching the doctor recklessly waiving the needle around that guy's eyes?

If you suffer from "Eyebrowus Interruptus" as I do, then you too should consider an eyebrow transplant.