Top Reasons Why You Want to be Captain of the Starship Enterprise

Who wouldn't want to be the Captain of the flagship of the Federation, the U.S.S. Enterprise? Here are Waylon's five reason why he wants the gig, and your chance to vote for your top reason why you would want the job.

For our purposes here today, we don't care about the ship's designation, it could any one of the following: NCC-1701, NCC-1701 A, B, C, D or E.

Here are Waylon's top five reasons why he wants the job.

1
Nobody could give me garbage about my receding hairline.
Supposedly, in the 24th century, nobody cares about such things. Even if they did, who could get away with giving Picard any guff over it. He could send them to the brig.
2
Nice comfy chair only you get to sit in.
The Captain's Chair at the center of the bridge is off limits. The various captains were as protective of their chairs as Archie Bunker was about his lounger.
3
Your own private quarters and bathroom.
In the 23rd and 24th centuries, crew quarters are pretty nice. Most of the time, everybody has their own personal quarters. The captain, however, has a really nice cabin, and their own bathroom.
4
Green Orion slave women
Women like a man with a good job. When that steady employment comes with a little authority and a ton of prestige, so much the better.
5
You have the coolest job in the world.
Yes, there are some great gigs out there, but "Starship Captain" looks really, really good on a resume or a loan application.

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