United States Postal Service

Where's My Package?
Where's My Package?
Not that I use the United States Postal Service very often, but after this experience I'm having with them, I now completely understand why it's often called "mnail mail". My package is being used as a ping pong ball between Denver and Phoenix.
Spider-Man Stars In An Ad For The US Postal Service. That’s Pretty Weird, Right? [Video]
Spider-Man Stars In An Ad For The US Postal Service. That’s Pretty Weird, Right? [Video]
Listen, I've been reading comic books a long time, and if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you want a package to get to its destination safely, the absolute last person you want handling it is Spider-Man. Best case scenario -- best case, mind you -- is that it's going to be crushed when he stops to fight the Rhino. Worst case? Incinerated by a pumpkin bomb and then thrown off a bridge.